We have a method by Ann Wood

Three psychologists and three physicists are set to travel by train to Burgas for the annual spring conference. They meet in front of the ticket offices at the station. Physicists are the first to queue, and they, like all normal people, buy one ticket each. Psychologists buy only one ticket.
- How so? - the physicists wonder, - Your controller will take you off without tickets!
- Don't worry, - answer psychologists, - We have a METHOD.
Physicists go to psychologists only to see the mysterious "method". Psychologists cram into a toilet and when the controller knocks on the door, a hand with a ticket is displayed. The controller takes it, and then everyone gets to Burgas without any problems.
After the conference, the group meets again at the station. Physicists, inspired by the example of psychologists, buy a ticket. Psychologists have seen and bought none this time.
- What will you show the controller?
- We have our METHOD!
On the train, physicists are stuffed into one toilet, psychologists into another. Shortly after the train leaves, one of the psychologists approaches the restroom, where physicists and the hammer are hiding. Handshake with ticket. The psychologist picks up the ticket and returns it to colleagues.
CONCLUSION: Never use psychological methods without understanding them !!!




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Written on 2019-10-26 at 18:14

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ken d williams The PoetBay support member heart!
All those who are mad have a method they say is a method in what appears to be madness!
Ken D
2019-10-27



very smart, i have read enjoyed and most of all laughed out loud
2019-10-26