A RIGHT TIT!*

I were invited to go fishing on a boat

Duly baited me hook , cast out me line

And waited and waited and yes waited

Got kind of sleepy , eyeballs rolled

I guess I dropped off to sleep as you do

When I a worked to see to two whelks

Crawling down me rod

They were staring back at me

And I swear they were giggling at me!

I believe they were saying to each other

'' What silly fisherman ''

'' Aye no use at fishing at all ''

'' Aye '' '' a right tit! ''

'' Of no use or ornament! ''

Ken D Williams

The Dyslexic Wordsmith

*A British Idiom '' Like nipples on a bull (or man.) Of no use or ornament.





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Written on 2012-10-22 at 19:38

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Rik The PoetBay support member heart!
How could I not look at a text with such a title :-). I am glad I did as it brought back memories of when my brother used to take me fishing. Needless to say those same 2 whelks crawled up my fishing rod too. Enjoyed this very much.
2012-10-23