Where do I stand on mobility scooters?
I don't, I sit on them.
Let me tell you what I found.
Bike riders on roundabouts,
Travelling the wrong way around.
Traffic lights and roundabouts,
Are not to be ignored.
Why don't they buy a highway code,
And find out what there for.
A funny thought occur to me,
As I was walking into town.
They'd only follow the arrows,
On the road.
If the Indians were around.
Why can't they do,
What car drivers do.
Get off your phones,
When you're in traffic leave them alone.
When you're peddling on a bike,
Travel around on roundabouts and roads.
The right way round,
I don't fancy driving a car.
With you lot around,
Do the right thing for life,
Put the blessed thing down.
Don't ride your bike against traffic,
There's no mobile phones in heaven.
So please use your brain;
Mobiles are for the living,
So stay in the right lane.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
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Written on 2023-08-03 at 00:13
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I don't, I sit on them.
UNKNOWN BIKE RIDERS
While walking out today,Let me tell you what I found.
Bike riders on roundabouts,
Travelling the wrong way around.
Traffic lights and roundabouts,
Are not to be ignored.
Why don't they buy a highway code,
And find out what there for.
A funny thought occur to me,
As I was walking into town.
They'd only follow the arrows,
On the road.
If the Indians were around.
Why can't they do,
What car drivers do.
Get off your phones,
When you're in traffic leave them alone.
When you're peddling on a bike,
Travel around on roundabouts and roads.
The right way round,
I don't fancy driving a car.
With you lot around,
Do the right thing for life,
Put the blessed thing down.
Don't ride your bike against traffic,
There's no mobile phones in heaven.
So please use your brain;
Mobiles are for the living,
So stay in the right lane.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
Read 57 times
Written on 2023-08-03 at 00:13
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