This one went to Harvard. She assures
Us that the world is flat. This one went
To MIT. He warns that vaccines kill.
This one's forecast a recession for so
Long that even his employers, Wall
Street denizens, look at the floor
And walk away. Another warns that
Russia wants to conquer all the West.
A Dartmouth-educated genius tells us
That a cut in taxes will bring higher
Revenues. You watch. You surf
The blogs and channels. Surely,
When your search is over, you'll have
Found an expert who supports what
You believe.