If you want to put a sauce on anything, friend, use ranch.
That's what everybody else does. If you want to buy
A meal, pick the place which has the biggest sign. Talk
About sports when you're with those you don't know too
Well, and go to church, but not that often. Pick the middles
Of all roads, and you'll be liked (though not admired),
And your days will flutter past most uneventfully.