The Three Little Pigs (A new twist to an Old Tale
Once upon a time there were three little pigs and the time came for them toleave home and seek their fortunes.
Before they left, their mother told them " Whatever you do , do it the best
that you can because that's the way to get along in the world.
The first little pig built his house out of straw because it was the easiest
thing to do.
The second little pig built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit
stronger than a straw house.
The third little pig built his house out of bricks.
One night the big bad wolf, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came
along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said "Let me
in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your
house in!"
"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little pig.
But of course the wolf did blow the house in and made bacon out of the first
little pig
The wolf then came to the house of sticks.
"Let me in ,Let me in little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow
your house in" "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little
pig. But the wolf blew that house in too, and made sausage and pork chops
out of the second little pig
The wolf then came to the house of bricks.
" Let me in , let me in" cried the wolf
"Or I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your house in"
"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin" said the pig.
Well, the wolf huffed and puffed but he could not blow down that brick
house.
The third little pig said if you're done blowing your stack why don't you
come on in here and we'll huff and puff on this ganja, they both got lit,
got the munches and ate the bacon, sausage and pork chops!
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The moral of the story in every pig is a swine LOL til next time
Poetry by Will
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Written on 2006-09-26 at 15:14
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