More efforts to master lymerick writing

Lymericks Three by Me

I saw a dog in the street
gnawing something beneath his feet
When I walked to the hound
And saw what he'd found
I screamed "snake!" then kissed the concrete

A girl from Kentucky grew melons
But they certainly weren't for sellin'
Though she kept them restrained
They were barely contained
In a titsling the size I'm not tellin'

City raised Marcus MaGow
went to a farm to milk a cow
after just one pull
he met a bull
And the animal made him a sow

Poetry by Phyllis J. Rhodes
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Written on 2009-03-07 at 18:23

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Kee Zealy The PoetBay support member heart!
This is too funny. I love your sense of humour.

Stan Cooper The PoetBay support member heart!
Phyliss...I agree with John...the second one is truly a gem

xxx Stan

John Lambremont, Sr.
The second one is a gem and a keeper. Applaud and bookmarked.