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Mail Order Bride

Living by myself only, I get rather lonely.
I wanted a girl all my own.
I picked my selection then made a connection,
Here on my telephone.
Though I got a recorder, I placed my order
I could not bear the wait.
When she was delivered, my whole body shivered.
I was in a blissful state.

She's my mail order bride,
My mail order bride.
She is the source of my joy and pride,
She's my mail order bride.

This Romanian beauty was quite a cutie.
She was tanned and toned and fit.
But the biggest frustration was communication.
She didn't speak English one bit.
So I hired a tutor that decided to woo her.
He stole my new bride away.
He took my honey as well as my money,
They left me in total dismay.

She's my mail order bride,
My mail order bride.
She is the source of my joy and pride,
She's my mail order bride.

Let this be a warning, avoid all the mourning
Don't get a mail order girl.
Old fashioned romancing, cuddling and dancing
And gifts of diamonds and pearls
Will keep her head from spinning, her heart you'll be winning
And life will be rosy and sweet.
Just let your soul take full control
A you'll soon be swept off your feet.

She's my mail order bride,
No longer by my side.
She took me on a horrible ride,
She's my mail order bride.








Poetry by justaguy
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Written on 2011-01-02 at 16:09

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