To the director of music, a psalm by Couch Potato to the tune of Retail Therapy
To the director of music, a psalm by Couch Potato to the tune of Retail Therapy
The TV is my shepherd, I shall not want.
It maketh me to lie down on the sofa.
it leadeth me away from the scriptures;
It destroyeth my soul,
It leads me in the path of sex and violence;
For the sponsors' sake.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibilities
There will be no interruptions
For TV is with me.
Its cable and remote control, they comfort me!
It prepareth an infommercial before me
In the presence of my worldliness;
It anointeth my head with humanism.
My coveting runneth over....
Surely, laziness and ignorance shall follow me
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the house, watching TV, forever.
Amen.
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Poetry by arquious
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Written on 2015-05-06 at 21:27
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`To the director of music, a psalm by Couch Potato to the tune of Retail Therapy
The TV is my shepherd, I shall not want.
It maketh me to lie down on the sofa.
it leadeth me away from the scriptures;
It destroyeth my soul,
It leads me in the path of sex and violence;
For the sponsors' sake.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibilities
There will be no interruptions
For TV is with me.
Its cable and remote control, they comfort me!
It prepareth an infommercial before me
In the presence of my worldliness;
It anointeth my head with humanism.
My coveting runneth over....
Surely, laziness and ignorance shall follow me
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the house, watching TV, forever.
Amen.
__ ___ ____ ✒
○●
°
Poetry by arquious
Read 642 times
Written on 2015-05-06 at 21:27
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