NOT ALL IS DOOM A GLOOM WHEN THE PHON RINGS!

Now - when the phone rings
I uselessly think - recon
'' ANOTHER ROBOT CALL''
'' Wasting my time - AGAIN! ''
'' Just goner tell them what for! ''
Though if - it's a robot call - be no point
In giving a right mouthful!

So I pick of the blasted phon
A HUMAN voice - a womans voice - British - pleasant
Uselessly the voice - is accented - some one overseas
Says she Sandra - like heck - she is!
Hang up as rule - after saying '' no your not! - then hang up!

This time I decided to listen to her spill - what she had to say!
She was ring on behalf of me water suppler
Now I'm thinking - worrying it has to be said - I were behind in me payments!
I need not of been worrying - as she informed me - was not behind - far from it!
The faked were - I was quids in font - I was due a rebate!
Washing machine paid for - no longer living on me overdraft!

HAPPY DAYS!

ken d williams

The Dyslexic Wordsmith




Poetry by ken d williams The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2015-11-12 at 16:03

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