the fog of morning nevers lifts until afternoon so stay in bed!


where's my coffee

First you staggard into the kitchen
stumbling into the doorframe
then you get the coffee from the
refridgerator trying not to drop the
whole container.
Next, you put the filter into the basket
count out each scoop,
one
two
three
(was that three or two?)
three
four
make them level!
Oh now there's coffee grounds
on the floor!
crap!
oh well just punch the "on" button.
Easy!
go sit at the computer
wait
wait
smell?
sound?
go get your coffee.
but you look in the carafe
and there is
nothin'
What the @@@@!
where's my coffee!
look inside the machine,
the grounds aren't even wet
oh, did I forget
the water
again!
I'm going back to bed.
ktayh hatrlcok





Poetry by Kathy Lockhart The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2006-09-01 at 16:23

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wee2souls
what a funny write!!!
how we all do this at times..:))
not I!!!:))
loved this my mommakac:)
love cindy
2006-09-03


haseen whel
Just give me a one cup of your sweet coffee!!!humm taste good!!!!lovely poem indeed!!!!kissess(daughter)
2006-09-02


keith nunes
wonderful piece kathy. i identify completely!
2006-09-01


Phyllis J. Rhodes
Four scoops! You need four scoops! Sister if it's that bad, (and I know how it can be) maybe you should just spit in it! Loved this one!
2006-09-01


Arti
Lolol... I'm a night person, so I fully agree... Stay in bed until afternoon! But since thats not a possibility, I go on my woozy way until about 10...
I almost gave up coffee.. the only exception to that rule is my mom's coffee... I need that to get my kickstart for the day!
Great write Kath... and sweet dreams!
2006-09-01


Michael G
haha.. very nice and funny
2006-09-01


seda
:D:D lol - i liked this poem :)
2006-09-01


F.i.in.e Moods The PoetBay support member heart!
hehehe... darn (to stay polite) brain in the morning eh? ;) getting up in the morning should be outlawed in my opinion - how cruel a process it can be at times hehe... this is so funny... thanks for the laughs :) *hug* xx
2006-09-01


lastromantichero The PoetBay support member heart!
a lovely enjoyable poem and so you hey mine is black no sugar rgds mike well done
2006-09-01


ceciliaviola
This was funny to read
2006-09-01


Will
You are so Hilarious, That early huh...
I'm a morning person I hop out of bed with too much intensity.
This is Humorous Kathy, you once again show versatility in your writing styles.

Excellent Piece for sure... BM no question
2006-09-01


Cr4Ky
haha:D great write! i`ve never forgot the water:P but i now that morning feeling when you`re head is totally blurry and you try to make coffee... everything is so messed up:D
2006-09-01