a take on adult themes in children’s programming. a bit more obvious. and a beatles reference. also extremely obvious.

diddle, diddle, diddle (adult content - may be upsetting to some)

diddle, diddle, diddle
see the widdle
as he piddles
with his fiddle
diddle, diddle, diddle

come sit on my lap,
i got a big
in my pocket -
watch the light
go off
when i find the socket
(oh, my bulging pocket!)

the ho-ho-ho man
dressed all in red
said i've been
a very naughty boy,
gonna take my knickers down
diddle, diddle, diddle

i am the widdle
watch me
as i play a sad song
on my fat fiddle
diddle, diddle, diddle


Poetry by Thomas Perdue The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2017-11-23 at 07:12

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