Remains have been found...

Homo alchoholis

Wouldn't it be terrific
To live in the Palaeolithic
And get stoned?

Or be tormented
By the fermented
Ears of corrupted corn
Poured from a Neolithic horn?

Or be in fine beer fettle
And show your mein host mettle
In the brazen Bronze Age?

Or worship the doddery divine
With the juices of the vine,
And be all the rampaging rage
In the any old Iron Age?

Wouldn't it be terrific
To be Homo alchoholis
In the Paralytic?

Wouldn't it?

Poetry by Christopher Fernie
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Written on 2018-09-04 at 21:55

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Ann Wood The PoetBay support member heart!
You make my day with smile on my face thank you Cris.

night soul woman The PoetBay support member heart!
Inspired by?:)
Those were the days Or: it was better before...

And shh don't poke the bear you all lol thank you for the reading experience!

This is amazing. I wanna get stoned to this!

Jamsbo Rockda The PoetBay support member heart!
This is great. Made me smile :)

ken d williams The PoetBay support member heart!
Wouldn't it just!

Well, you made me laugh and I enjoyed every stanza, each from a different period in the life of our planet. Cleverly rhymed. :)