To the tune of the Beatles' "Come Together."

Social Distance

Here come ol' COVID, he come creepin' up sneaky

He got snivelly nostril, he breathe harsh and hinky

He say you know me, I know him,

Sanitize your handshake 'cause it looks rather grim


Social distance! Right now! 'Way from me ...


We got bad germies and they spread like gossip

Like them crazy fireball that you find Down Under

We got schools cancelling all their class

This coronavirus is the pain in the ass


Social distance! Right now! 'Way from me ...


I carry Kleenex, gotta wash them finger

Warm and soapy water for 'bout ninety second

Turn your head, buster, when you sneeze

Move your freakin' armchair, I don't want your disease


Social distance! Right now! 'Way from me ...


Poetry by Thomas D The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2020-03-12 at 20:45

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😂 crying with laughter singing this one, good to have something a touch more lighthearted than all the doom and gloom around at present, even though I'm running out of loo roll soon, can't seem to buy any anywhere!