Erectile dysfunction...

The curse that visits some men

When performance is required

Anticipation of completed joy

Achieving an outcome one  so desired

 

Such irresistable thoughts persuaded

The mind set on one single goal

The steps taken for achievement

That his admirers would extol

 

The bedroom becomes his domain

Where his resolve would not be tested

Enjoying the tingle of a job well done

The time and energy he invested

 

But somehow the book-case doesn't fit

Although he followed the flat-pack plan

An error in its construction somehow

Makes him feel lesser of a man

 

The moral to this tale I tell

If you ignore instructions without compunction

There is nothing worse in "builld-it-yourself"

Than finding your creation has an erectile dysfunction.

 

 

Def: Erectile (adj) - capable of being raised to an upright position

 

 





Poetry by Liam The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2020-10-07 at 12:45

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