at university, 1989-90




The Fine Arts Gallery

I loved the women who ran the gallery

Betsy over 50

Regina in her 40s

Jennifer just under 30

 

I had a crush on Betsy

 

one day she tousled my hair

as I sat "guarding the exhibits"

(that is to say, reading E E Cummings)

and exclaimed Tom you're so weird!

Weird weird weird!

 

*

 

As gallery guards

we had 60 seconds to lock up

after setting the alarm

it was like some kind of game-show stunt

where you had to be fast fast fast

and heaven forbid the freakin' key would stick

(and it often did)

 

61 seconds? campus police would show up

& when they saw my student ID

most knew what had happened

& would let me go

 

one time a stickler cop

detained me and Ted Z

for twenty-five minutes

as he dutifully read our names

over the phone to someone

who doubtless pretended to give a hoot





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Written on 2021-02-17 at 15:00

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josephus The PoetBay support member heart!
I always hated having to set building alarms. Inevitably they went off on me causing no end to mayhem by the “authorities”
2021-02-17