I'v had two blood test one followd the first

Nurce could not find a vaine in my right arm!
Found a vain on my left arm!
Toock two sampoles of my blood!

A bleading a arm full! As our Tony Hancock onece said!

Sent a letter a few days later

Stateing I am hovering close to diabetise

So no more suger in me coffy - biter am I

No more cake nor no bicets - nor no sweets!

No gonner 'ave sweets that are safe to cuck on
As they give the suker the - shites!
Me sweet gumes say yes - while me bloods say - NO NO!
Aint my life so unfair!

Me mate lloyd had told me - '' dont do it - dont have your blood tested! ''
'' It wont go well - keep your head in the sand ''- he said
Lloyd were not right,'' ; irnorance is bliss not! If I'd not gone , I'd still  spooning in the suger.
Eating cake sweats & bics all would of been not cocky dandy!

Ken D. Williams

The Dyslexic Wordsmith Ov Thanet