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Retorts ( just for fun )

Are you made of dark matter,
Only dark matter is repulsive.

If you were born in India,
You would be worshipped,
Cow's Are sacred there.

You remind me of a little treasure,
The dog left me.

Would you like a gun,
Or a hanky for your birthday.
You can blow your brains out,
With either of them.

May your ass be in festered,
By the fleas of a 1000 camels.

If ignorance is bliss,
You must be in a state of euphoria.



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Written on 2022-08-01 at 21:01

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Sameen The PoetBay support member heart!
Ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahha, Hillarious. Unfortunately I have none to add but I really enjoyed:
Would you like a gun

Or a hanky for your birthday,

You can blow your brains out

With either of them.
2022-08-05


Uncle Meridian The PoetBay support member heart!
Via my dad: "If you had two brains, one of them would die of loneliness." Now that's a retort!
2022-08-02