' Bolox Chops ' Johnson jumps ship just before he were pushed overboard' Bollox Chops ' Johnson, talked a lot of bollox, to him lies & truths, resigned first as P M 

Now as an M P, with immediate effect   
Stange bedfellows, a man who thrived for all of that!

Had more faces than the clock of Big Ben!
Lied & cheated, his way through life, without a care, took no responsibility!
He acted like a Buffon, playing the part well it has to be said!

The maces thought him a funny man, and became unthinking of what lay Beyond! 

The maces voted in their droves for the tit on an over wait bull!

Of no use or ornament to humankind!

He compears himself to Winston Churchill -  me - he reminds me of Billy Bunter!

 Also Billy Liar - comes to mind!

Now he is threting to retuern! For fucks sack!

Ken D. Williams

The Dyslexic Wordsmith Ov Thanet