You've picked the wrong person to bring you relief from your
Boredom, Joanne.  I must tell you that.  You'll never find
Anyone duller than I.   I just finished breakfast.  I'm washing
The plate.  As soon as I'm finished, I'll go back to looking at
Pictures of Art Deco buildings in Paris.  Later, I may do
A basket of laundry, and, afterward, iron, quite riveting
Things.  I could scrub out the toilets or go fetch the mail,
But, before too much longer, I must take my nap.  You're
Welcome to come if you have to get out, but you'll end
Up just watching me sleep.