Tecknowlagee, we love it most of the time
Sumetimes, we bleeding well hate it!
When we send some thing off on line
What is send for tecky reason it is not sent
Or lost in the eather what evor it's calld!
Keeps it never to be read by who ever!
So you send it yet again!
Still no response - GRRRRRRR!
Maybe post, best plan!
Yea sure, sounds a plan!
But whats lacking, is that you dont have the bleeding

Addres! Bugger! Bugger! BUGGER!

Anyway, besides, second post takes 3 - 4 weeks

Even longer!
First class post only a wee better!
AND THE BLEEDONG COST

Tecknolagy was supost to make life easy peezee!
Even cheeper, my arce!

Tecknowlagey, snops, the polese out of habit
Asks what  you were doing thre months ago
What a waist of plolece time!
 ' You tell me what I was doing three monthe ago! '
I cant you what I was doing three weeks ago even
Three days ago! '
' So you tell me, mate, looks like I - need to know
' Me self, mate, and thats fackt! '

Wonder what Orwel, would think of todays teckowlagy?
' The bardeds! ' ; ' Out thort me, out imagand me! '
 Thats a fackt!

End of my rant!

Kenny D. Williams

The Dyslexic Wordsmith Ov Thanet