bigger, badder buzzkill
"The Hornet: A Bigger, Badder Buzzkill"Sun’s out, snacks unpacked,
playlist on point—
and suddenly, it’s DEFCON 1.
In flies the hornet.
Louder than your Bluetooth speaker,
built like a tank, and twice as aggressive.
She’s cute, you’re charming,
the vibes are immaculate—
until that yellow-jacketed brute
drifts into orbit.
Now it’s all duck, dodge,
and don’t-you-dare-panic,
as your love story
becomes a survival docuseries.
Barbecue? Invaded.
Hiking trail? Claimed.
Even your balcony isn’t safe
from its alpha-energy buzzing.
It’s like nature invented a drone
with anger issues and no off switch.
And seriously—
what ecological spreadsheet says,
“Yep, let’s keep the one
that dive-bombs hot tubs”?
Poetry by anonface
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Written on 2025-12-29 at 11:26
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Melinda K Zarate |
