DRUNKER THAN I THUNK
Wearily that dreary morning,I suddenly inexplicably awoke.
Ouch my head was pounding,
I picked up a glass. Gulped to
fast I thought I would choke.
Ears hurt with muddled sound,
Found an old razor started to shave,
My beautiful beard broke the blade.
Speech to slurred unable to think,
Still being drunk with what I did drink.
I put on my pants over my leotard,
Getting dressed was extremely hard.
Opening the window I flew out the door,
Mind still adled I fell on the floor.
Give up the drink? I think I should try,
It's not easy being drunk when it's time to fly.
So it's time for me to call the AA, *
to let them know supermans on his way.
* ( Avengers Assemble )
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
Written on 2026-02-10 at 01:01
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