I was requested to join a humour competition Title on "Panties" on another site. This is what went on in my head.


Sadistic Moment

By; Audrey Barber


I got Knickers, Pretty thingy's too
Some very pink, some very blue
All sorts of sizes, one two three.

I choose my knickers everyday
The large lacy ones to office I wear
As modest they say I have to be
The panty line must not show

To night time boogies
I get my strings
Just the little thing My G-String
It sure does scratch a bit on the crotch
But then I do not mind
As it's the night
I need a tickle to my G-spot

But then those girdles
How ugly they look
But I need them too, when fat I get
To squeeze in my belly that falls on my knees
Its hard to breathe, I gasp for air
But it does a good job
Into my pants I can get

I run back home to rip them off
Stand against the fan to cool meself off
Now I am home, what knickers do I need
I stay free willy, at ease and all
Feeling the air play underneath

But When Mama catches me
With me knickers on the floor
She rants and she rants until I faint
She just says ladies must be
Knickered all the time

So here I am in me KNICKER BLOCKERS
What will we do without our pretty Knickers
To all those that design them
I say a THANK YOU!




Poetry by Audrey Barber
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Written on 2006-09-21 at 20:52

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Fazli Sameer
So funny, indeed! Bet it would get many of the readers knickers in a knot?
2009-11-09


wee2souls
OMG!!!! I HOWLED!!!!
out loud!!
what a hooten
booten scooten ass kicking
hilariously funny!!!
OMG!!I better run out and get me a
G string lol!!
what a Belly aching good laughter in pain!!! a good ACHE
the Good pain I so needed lol:)
love cindy!!oh tears of laughterlol:))
2006-09-21


lastromantichero The PoetBay support member heart!
hey Audrey this is so funny and well you got me blushing here too whats a shy lad like me to do lolololol well done rgds mike
2006-09-21


keith nunes
laughed my pants off! really good poem and a great giggle thanks audrey
2006-09-21