from my book. ive always had problems with my conduct/citezenship grades in school because im always goofing off in class and in the hallways. it's earned me the title of class clown which im very proud of but my mom isnt too thrilled with my grades.


Out on Bail

Report cards
how revolting
all A's and B's
snd then
That dreaded C
thr jury decides
grounded
for life
i plot
i plan
oh mother dearest
how much i love you
don't hurt youself
doing those dishes
let mevaccume for you
oh the yard needs mowing
ill get right on it
and then
the warden
lets me out on bail
under a B-
is a violation
of my parole
remember
im only out on bail



Poetry by Valerie
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Written on 2006-10-20 at 17:58

Tags Children  Jail  Humor 

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Phyllis J. Rhodes
I'll be your parole officer! Keep writing like this and I think we can get the teachers to understand that you are doing research for your book during those few minutes you linger a little longer in the hallways. We must keep that report card free of anything lower than a B.
2006-10-21


Jessica Rexroat
It's not all of your grades, it is that issue of citizenship....but how can I be mad when you are soooo wonderful
2006-10-21


Kathy Lockhart
funny, cute stuff Valerie. You make me so proud! I am grinning from ear to ear.
2006-10-20