You know I'm just kiddin' about the "hate" but I am not kiddin' about the addiction!


I Hate Poetry!


I have become a slave to verse.
Each stupid rhyme makes me feel worse!
I'm haunted by dead poets, here,
glued to this dumb chair all year!

My butt has now conformed the shape
of a fat, demented, ape.
My mind does not belong to me.
I'm doomed for all eternity.

Seuss and Poe and Dickinson
all wriggle in and have their fun.
Poetry is an addiction.
Release me, please, from this affliction!




Poetry by Lavender
Read 644 times
Written on 2007-03-15 at 16:26

dott Save as a bookmark (requires login)
dott Write a comment (requires login)
dott Send as email (requires login)
dott Print text


Gopi
I liked it. Hungry life becomes a poetry then the poetry turns into passion, passion into adiction and then addiction into affliction and probably affliction turns into hate and hate again turns into love. Here you go.
2007-03-27


katiiieanne
Very good poem! I am just as addicted. I'll get a book and won't stop reading it until it's done...poetry books I mean. It's a great poem. You explain the addiction rather than just SAYING you're addicted.
2007-03-21


normalil
Rhyming can be a bit of a curse,
whithout it though,
you'd feel much worse.

It's a fascinating addiction,
enabling poems,
and works of fiction!

So Lavendar please do carry on,
you'd be missed by us if you were gone......
2007-03-20


lastromantichero The PoetBay support member heart!
Lavender blue you are a wondrous poet and I knew you didnt mean it when you said you hated it

you are too good to do that well done rgds Mike
2007-03-18


Hagzissa
Yes... it is an addiction... you are so right about that.And since you're so good at writing poetry I have no intention what so ever of setting you free.... keep on writing!!!! :)
2007-03-15



lol I know what you mean, this is so good, thank god you hate poetry, but it doesn't hate you it seems. Grinning at you, Tai
2007-03-15


Individuality
ah poetry, sometimes a curse,
but then in flies another verse,
to bring the minds of those before,
i wish though that they'd close the door.

can't keep them out at times, try setting mental traps lol i can imagine emily in a bear trap now, wailing like a banshee. :)
2007-03-15


Rob Graber
"I too get tired of all this fiddle"
--Marianne Moore, "Poetry"

Great job, lavender!
2007-03-15