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A big arrival

"Nobody move! Nobody moves!"
the President's attache said;
the Holy Grand Poo-Bah
had landed his saucer
and now was emerging from bed.

Poo-Bah'd aimed for Andromeda,
but got drunk and vomited,
going completley astray;
a wrong turn at Markarian
led him afar and
he entered the Milky Way.

What he wanted to do
was to re-stock his zoo,
and he'd brought Boo-pahinees to trade;
but these Earthlings were huge,
every color but blue,
and would make all the Boo-pahs afraid.

Then he met Mrs. Obama,
and found her a charmer;
together they drove Central Park.
She was shocked to discover,
once he'd blown his cover,
that his flatulence glowed in the dark.

So Poo-Bah slipped away
before night turned to day,
his flying ship once more in sail:
"Oh, well! What the hell;
but for Michelle,
I'd blast them to Hell."







5/28/2009
John B. Lambremont, Sr.
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Poetry by John Lambremont, Sr.
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Written on 2009-05-31 at 19:38

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