Sid Gardner
Just thinking,
My Uncle Fred was an expert at balancing peas on his hunting knife.Uncle Fred was a timberlands French Canadian hunter from Saskatoon.
In a single swoop he could tip up his knife and get a skateboard full in his gob.If Uncle Fed could do that perhaps the 'ol Maltesers would stand the test....
Just a thought,
Sid.
2010-03-29

Sid Gardner
They make Maltesers round so you may enjoy them longer.The surface tension of the chocolate coating progressively gets less and the interaction of choc/ malt layer becomes a sought after experience.The final crunch through the valency of two in the mouth at once is almost orgasmic.
By the way I am a pontefract cake man my'sel.
Sid.
2010-03-27

Rob Graber
Or turn your table around; they should toward you then!

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2010-03-26

Clever, funny surprise. From the title I was expecting a vital memorandum to either the planet or the god.
2010-03-26

NicholasG
Perhaps why I cotton more to Kit Kats !
They just lie there until I'm ready;-)
2010-03-26