Just a Little

Two California surfer dudes walk into a bar pulling a small yellow submarine
mounted on a skateboard behind them.
"What's yer poison boys?" asked the bartender in his best Doc Holiday accent.
"How about a Maui Kazowie, yea make it a double dude" says one of the surfers.
"Make mine a triple Kona Krakatoa dude" says surfer number two.
"Good choices" says the Doc Holiday aficionado barkeep.
"What about your buddy on the skateboard, would he like a drink to wet his whistle?"
Both the surfers lean across the bar and whisper in unison.
"Yellow there don't drink, he's just a little sub dude."

Poetry by Chaucer Whethers The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2013-10-01 at 23:33

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Åsa Andersson
Thank you. I needed a chuckle after a long day of not much fun. :-)

Great pun . . . mostly a lost art.


Dear Ghost, Loret.
by Chaucer Whethers