What Does An Orca Drink?

So an Orca a Llama and a Zombie all go into a bar called The Blind Eye.
The bartender appears to be Groucho Marx reincarnated as a duck,
(or was that Karl?) .
"What can I for get you animalcules, (facts are important")says the Groucho duck.

"Make mine a Third World Country Express," mumbles the zombie.

The Orca just swallows the llama whole, spits at the duck, misses of course and goes to look for another bar where the zombies haven't figured out the Orca strategy to such a fine point as to name a drink after it,

Poetry by Chaucer Whethers The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2014-09-21 at 15:23

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ken d williams The PoetBay support member heart!
Drinks , the bar dry? No barman's goner say NO!
Ken :) OK OK I'll get me coat and goner sit in the car!


by Chaucer Whethers