Showed this to Tony he loved this
It makes you feel quite sick.
No matter what you tell him,
Nothing ever sticks.
He'd like to be your friend,
With a harpic personality.
He's gone completely,
Round the bend.
He made my missus angry,
When he asked.
" If hubby wore her clothes"!
I just laughed when she told me,
Then replied, "Oh he's one of those".
He added when he gets home,
He would rip her knickers off.
The missus thought that
Didn't sound to right,
Until he said he would have too.
Cause her knickers were to tight.
Me when I see him in his waiters clothes,
I think he looks a prat.
But only because I'm wondering,
If he's wearing a pinny under that.
Tony in the wife's clothes,
You may think I'm being crude.
But when I picture him in a dress,
It just puts me off my food.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
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Written on 2021-09-25 at 14:57
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TEFLON TONY
Teflon Tony they called him,It makes you feel quite sick.
No matter what you tell him,
Nothing ever sticks.
He'd like to be your friend,
With a harpic personality.
He's gone completely,
Round the bend.
He made my missus angry,
When he asked.
" If hubby wore her clothes"!
I just laughed when she told me,
Then replied, "Oh he's one of those".
He added when he gets home,
He would rip her knickers off.
The missus thought that
Didn't sound to right,
Until he said he would have too.
Cause her knickers were to tight.
Me when I see him in his waiters clothes,
I think he looks a prat.
But only because I'm wondering,
If he's wearing a pinny under that.
Tony in the wife's clothes,
You may think I'm being crude.
But when I picture him in a dress,
It just puts me off my food.
Poetry by Alan J Ripley
Read 142 times
Written on 2021-09-25 at 14:57
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