Grannie's got a gun
Grannie's got a gun
Her whole world's come undone
I took away her only fun

What the heck did I do?
What did I ever put her through?
They said before I even came
Grandma was not gonna be the same
But man, I didn't see it comin', that Granny wuold pull a gun
Now I will never be the same

Grannies got a gun
Grannies got a gun
I took away her Milk of Mag.
And, boy, she's super mad

I'm telling you it's really true, I hid her Milk of Magnesia
She was drinking it all day, man, I'm telling you it was insane
The Demensia spell she was under, made the lightening
and the thunder, come out of her very veins

Run away, run away from the insane, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the insane, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here me when I say, run away, from the insane

Grannies got a gun
Grannies got a gun
Grannies got a gun
I'm not screaming this for fun

She really does have a gun
And it's pointed straight at me
Maybe I should run, 'cause my
Grannies got a gun