(after hearing an excerpt of a 60 Minutes interview with rapper Eminem, who explains to Anderson Cooper how one might find rhymes for "orange")




Flash, and the Plumes Crack

1.

 

Poor Grinch
on a store-binge?
Paramours flinch.
I deplore this!

 

2.

 

Forage for gorgeous
worn stitch. How my
sore itch warrants
a sweet glitch. Treat

this seat-twitch
on a neat cinch.

 

3.


Couch a park bench,
stark wretch, make

my bright eyes dazed
by your brave plays,
throw some quaint shade
with your side-gaze.

 

4.

 

Wreak a slow beat
with your crow-shriek,
dig it snow-deep,
don't you blow heat!

 

5.

 

After he blathers
his twisted palaver
with Mr Mathers,
Sir George Smith,

former skinflint,
normal forger
of the split mint,
stores horrid porridge

in a Kenmore fridge
by the thorned hedge.

 

6.

 

Make a sandwich
where the bones wedge

at the cliff's edge
as the stiffs rest,
pull a roped bell,
toll the hope-knell

(no, it's not swell,
you won't cope well),
tell a dope spell
for the cold dead.





Poetry by Uncle Meridian The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2023-08-17 at 08:10

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jim The PoetBay support member heart!
This is dope.
2023-08-23


Alan J Ripley The PoetBay support member heart!
If Eminem while eating M&Ms,
Had read my poetry.
He would have found haliborange,
Rhymes with orange.
Enjoying your rhymes,
Regards Alan.
2023-08-18