Just me joking around


I have a silly ineptitude,
Joking around when I'm stewed.
Or when I'm tired after food,
Before I've had time to snooze.

I'm trying to be funny never rude,
Some of my jokes are rather crude.
Then again whatever I decide to say,
The words aren't fit for poetbay.

Or are they.....
Police officer stopped a snail,
For going slow in his es car go.
The officer asked, " Are you drunk ".
Said the snail. " No I've only had
a couple of slugs tonight ".
He was done for kerb crawling

Trump crossed a hemoroid,
With a nuclear reactor.
And came up with,
The first atomic pile.

" NURSE " Shouted out the doctor,
" I want everyone on this ward,
Fitted with a catheter ".
The nurse asked. " Are you joking?".
The doctor replied. " No I'm taking the piss ".

Poetry by Alan J Ripley The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2024-06-10 at 00:56

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