Look, I don't know why

You would even think

That I would find it sexy

Or remotely charming

To receive your 'dick pic'.

You think there's a girl out

There who looks at that

And finds it beautiful?

Sorry to burst your bubble,

But no one finds it is at all.

I don't want to see that,

It's a big zero for attraction.

Come on, man, is that the

Best way to court a girl

That you can come up with?

Sorry for my unbridled bluntness,

But that's so incredibly stupid

And so far from impressive.

It's difficult to believe that you

Think that'll even be successful.

Sending your 'dick pick' my

Way only tells me you're an idiot

Who is incapable of intellectual

Reflection and decent interactions

With others, a poor impression.

So, yeah, not going to happen,

Keep your 'dick pics' to yourself.

Osti de cornet, as we'd say here.

It's hard to imagine anyone thinking

It's a good idea to send pics like that.

Seriously, man, reevaluate things.