I've done my best to be decent with Wallace, but, damn it,
He writes down the first thing he thinks, and most of it's
Nonsense. He'll tell you as much, but, while he simply
Laughs and returns to his office, his gobbledygook's
Become part of the canon, and his dull descendants with
Their MFAs try their hardest to ape him. They often succeed,
And now too many "poets" and those few who read them
Find value in gobbledygook.