What If Jesus Was Hung?

The maidens asked, “What if Jesus was hung?”
then nervously laughed and blushed as they blasphemed.
“Then,” said one, “God can lick me with His tongue,
and burst my cherry till it's nicely creamed!”

Such exchange took place when I was a boy,
as two girls spoke of the Lord's erect cock,
and wondering about His miracle “toy,”
whether it was ever hard as a rock.

But He can understand women's desires,
for who knows them better than their own God:
He knows them from head to toe, and inspires
in them love for Him which only poets can laud.

And I, a poet, know well that God's pizzle
can really make a girl's maidenhead sizzle!



Sonnet by Ngoc Nguyen The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2026-04-14 at 02:00

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JohnJohn
Love this.
I think Jesus would have ‘put it about’ just as pop artists ‘put it about’ today.
Yes, Jesus would have known a ladies desire and if he was anything like a normal man he would have used his cock and made her rock and roll.
Both men, women and Jesus know that an orgasm is God shaking hands with you. But of course, we mustn’t say such things, should we.
2026-04-14