Don't you hate it when people lie and always seem to get by with it..Not this poor chap! :)


Liar: A Limerick!

He once was a real good liar

His tales got higher and higher

'Till a punch in the nuts

And a night in the ruts

Set his blimey ass on fire!



Poetry by Teala
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Written on 2006-08-23 at 04:16

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normalil
Ha ha ha! Well done!
2009-05-05


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2009-05-02


Will
FUN (BM)
2006-08-23


Janine>K
very funny...dont want to mess with that person! thats for sure :-)

loved it still smiling
2006-08-23


Kathy Lockhart
AMEN SISTER TEALA! Write that limerick girl! Excellent! laughing my A@@ off here! kathy
2006-08-23


keith nunes
LOL - nice limerick
2006-08-23