These are Kathisms....I wrote them to my sister, Phyllis in an email to make her laugh. these are just words....don't think poem fits this at all. Well maybe if you live in Zanyville! : )


A Bewildered Mind As Opposed To A Beautiful Mind.

crazy is as crazy does
life is like a box of donuts, eat them and you will get fat and sticky
look before you turn left
all is well that has been dug
cleaniness is next door
laugh and the world laughs with you;
cry and you will have snot on your face
quiet waters run over the bathtub and onto the floor
live and let the undertaker wait
two heads are too heavy for one necK
birds of a feather flock in a bush. (contributed by my brother Nelson)
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Stupid is as stupid does
Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get
Look before you leap
All's well that ends well
Cleaniness is next to Godliness (this is NOT biblical)
Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Cry and you cry alone
Quiet waters run deep
Live and let live.
Two heads are better than one.
Bird of a feather flock together
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
(combination of the two)





Words by Kathy Lockhart
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Written on 2006-08-31 at 04:39

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seda
:) this poem made me laugh
***very good***
2006-09-04


Will
Got me Smiling TOO...

Enjoyed
2006-08-31


Rik The PoetBay support member heart!
Wacky stuff made, made me smile, which is nice. Enjoyed the read :-)
2006-08-31


Phyllis J. Rhodes
Smart people are funny, funny people are smart. this is especially true of a family named Lockhart!
2006-08-31


lastromantichero The PoetBay support member heart!
hi there Kathy this is such a wonderful set of zanyisms but you zany
blonde moments may be but not zany lolololol well done rgds mike xxxxx
2006-08-31



:) A warm and humorous mind!
2006-08-31



Pretty much good..you made me laugh...!!!kissess(daughter)
2006-08-31


Saga
Wonderful connections here. I especially love the "Forrest Gump" twist, there.
2006-08-31


keith nunes
what a hoot! LOL great and quirky sense of humour kathy. thanks for sharing them with us
2006-08-31