I had one of those surreal moments this morning; must be my age.


Strange medicine

I sheepishly entered
The pharmacy,
And asked the chemist
In a quiet, confessional
Voice if she could give me
Anything for male thrush,
And she whispered to me
That she had the very thing,
And she took a box from
Underneath the counter
And handed me...
A female thrush.



Chris Fernie, 2006




Poetry by Chris Fernie
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Written on 2006-11-01 at 10:01

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Kathy Lockhart
Oh gosh you have me laughing so hard I can barely type. Great one Chris. I love your humor. :)
2006-11-01