Nep's Norwegian Wood challenge


Scandinavian Night

A Scandinavian night got me up tight
I couldn't fight, so I had to light
Like a drunk slug, with a glug, glug,
fell into the tub, hit with a thud.

Woke the next morn, clothes were all torn,
felt like a new born. Had I been into porn?
Mouth said thirst, bladder said burst
I felt worse, had to curse

I know that I should,
would if could do any good,
and clean where I stood
and peed
on her Norwegian wood.




Poetry by Phyllis J. Rhodes
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Written on 2006-11-16 at 02:44

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Jessica Rexroat
Goodness mom, I mean come on,.....I loved it.
2006-11-22


Teala
Haha, how quirky and fun! Great imagery as well!
2006-11-16


Saga
Now this is nice and cool!!!
2006-11-16


Kathy Lockhart
My sister...gotta love her!!! You have me laughin' my a$$ off here.
Only you. I am so blessed. What humor. I grew up with her. Poor George I loved him so. I hope he's laughin' too. I bet he is.
2006-11-16


Michael G
Haha! well, that was certainly a great poem. It made me laugh. Nice indeed!
2006-11-16


wee2souls
oh!!!!! you are a nut!!funny and oh!! you are purrr fect :)))
and you do make me laugh so!
loved this much you are mixed well with
all the nutty nuts here:))) and everywhere lol:)
hugs to you love
cindymac:))
2006-11-16