Those mutts are barking again!I I've drank too much schnapps.

The doggerel kennel 2

I'm a cheeky little terrier,
The more words the merrier,
I snap at anything pedigree,
So if you're upper crust,
Or think you're a must,
Then I can only disagree
And bark a rotten verse,
What my handler calls 'adverse',
And, yes, I really can do worse!
What you champions must know
Is that I'm the very worst of show,
And in that dimlit fame I glow,
For there you'll hear me say,
'Every doggerel has his day!'

(Lassie, I'm coming home!)

Chris Fernie, 2009

Poetry by Chris Fernie
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Written on 2009-06-07 at 21:51

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Rob Graber
We humans,
Lacking the dubious virtues
Of selective breeding,
Are all mongrels or mutts,
No ands, ifs, or buts!

Definitely good for a chuckle!