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I once tried my hand as a dowser
Accomplishment I thought was good news
But I'm sorry to tell you now sir
I found that I'd peed on my shoes

I once played a miniature Indian lute
Instead of the usual guitar
My kids were safe when I went out
As I had a baby sitar

There's something that I've learnt to my horror
The thought has just struck me today
Do the people of old Glocca Morra
Ask "How are things in new PoetBay?"




Poetry by Toonist The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2009-11-10 at 15:31

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Stan Cooper The PoetBay support member heart!
You may have peed on your shoes
But your funny poem had me
peeing in my pants

xxx The Bard
2009-11-12


Editorial Team The PoetBay support member heart!
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2009-11-12


Phyllis J. Rhodes
Happy! Happy! Happy!
Joy! joy! joy!
This made my day!
2009-11-10


NicholasG
This is the best sort of nonsense.
Thanks, Nick
2009-11-10