Jay Cartwright and his best friend Neil,

They trust there friend Simon behind the wheel,

Will Mckenzie and his old fashioned ways,

The posh attitude and cleverness he portrays,

Four best friends together until the end,

Even though they drive each other round the bend,

In Simons yellow small little car,

Jays pulling techniques don't get him far,

He hides and lies pretending he's the best,

Simon hated Patrice who was his French guest,

Will was in an exam where he took a shit,

Neil wanks over Wills mother who he thinks is fit!

Simons in love with Carly who's just a mate,

'She'd get it' is how Jay would also rate,

The four misfits of there year,

But they have a good time and they don't really care!