This poem is based on the Star Wars Prequels.

Jar Jar Binks

I'm a Gungan from the planet Naboo and my name is Jar Jar Binks.
Senator Padme put me in charge once even though I don't even have the ability to think.
George Lucas brought me to life with a computer, I'm a product of CGI.
Because many Star Wars fans find me irritating, they want me to die.
Many people hate everything about me, they hate my voice, my six foot tongue and my orange skin.
Now that the prequels are over, those people are thankful that they'll never have to see me again.

Poetry by Randy Johnson
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Written on 2015-06-16 at 01:55

Tags Funny  Humor  Starwars 

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Jamsbo Rockda The PoetBay support member heart!
Poor old Jar Jar. But he was an annoying shit really :)

Damn right we're thankful. I hate you Jar Jar, with your annoying voice and speaking style.