The Devil's dictionary [https://www.thedevilsdictionary.com/] by Ambrose Bierce is some of my all time favorite satirical work. It's not very up-to-date, a hundred years will do that to a dictionary. So, how about an addendum?

Wear your most potent satirical face, and try to make some definitions. Pick a word, then roll with it.

Rules:

1. It must be an English word/term that is in active use in modern society.

2. The word must not already exist in the Devil's dictionary. Some words would benefit from redefinition, I know, but we stick to new for this.

3. Try to maintain the spirit of the original work. Or don't, but preferably, do.

4. Personally designed original definitions, please. I've already read the AI ones...

5. Try to avoid duplicating other people's word choices. This is harder than one might think though, missteps will likely happen. It's ok.