In the church by Ann Wood

At the end of Saturday Mass, the priest asks,
"How many of you, brothers and sisters, have forgiven their enemies?"
All of them raise their hands, except a shriveled woman:
- I have no enemies ...
- That's pretty unusual. And how old are you? "asked the priest.
- At 98.
- At 98 ?! And you have no enemy ?! Please, come out, let me see you. Explain to everyone how a person can live without enemies for so long.
The old woman comes out front and says:
"I've lived them, bitches!"




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Written on 2017-09-16 at 20:06

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Ann Wood The PoetBay support member heart!
Thank you Kathy missed you
2017-09-17


Kathy Lockhart The PoetBay support member heart!
The moral of the story is just keep living. I enjoyed your clever story. Thank you for sharing. :) kathy
2017-09-17


Ann Wood The PoetBay support member heart!
You are welcome dear
2017-09-17


shells
Thanks for the smile, outliving them must feel good.
2017-09-17


Ann Wood The PoetBay support member heart!
Thanks Helen
2017-09-17



Great one. Enjoyed.
2017-09-17


Ann Wood The PoetBay support member heart!
Thanks Ken
2017-09-17


ken d williams The PoetBay support member heart!
Bravo, Ann! Aye, she outlived them!
Ken
2017-09-17


Ann Wood The PoetBay support member heart!
:)Yes it funy joke
2017-09-16



This is priceless, You mean she has out-lived them. I guess that's one way. :)
Ashe
2017-09-16