Marie-Moncho conversations can be strange.


Conversations no1

Take one pensioner who forgot to put in her hearing aid. Take one Spaniard who still has a STRONG Spanish accent after 50 years in Britain. This is the result.

Moncho: (shocked) They still use bay leafs to collect the dead!
Marie: what? Bay leaves?
Moncho: Yes, bay leafs.
Marie: Bay leaves to collect the dead..what? Who do?
Moncho: The Council.
Marie: What about the relatives? Is it just when there are no relatives? What are the bay leaves for?
Moncho: They collect the dead.
Marie: Surely not. The council would only be responsible if there were no relatives? but what are the bay leaves for? And are you telling me that if you woke up and found me dead next to you, the council would take my body away?
Moncho: BODY? What body?
Marie: the dead body.
Moncho: not dead, DEBT! The council uses Bay Leafs to collect the debt!
Marie: OH! You mean bailiffs! Collecting debts!
Moncho: That is what I just said.

Oh, my days.

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Words by Marie Cadavieco The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2019-07-28 at 14:44

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ken d williams The PoetBay support member heart!
Oh happy days when words are said yet misunderstood. When talking about a subject should be taken searousely to the cashal ear. Lightens the mood! To be recallde later when noeedid!
Ken D
2019-07-28


jim The PoetBay support member heart!
Babel redux. Bravo : )
2019-07-28