I'm just going to pretend that all the three day weekends that I prayed for, have been granted to be in bulk.

I'm just going to pretend that I'm living pre-Swiggy, pre-Amazon, pre-Uber, pre-Ola. Oh how I miss booking cabs on both apps and challenging each driver to a race they had no idea they were part of.

I'm just going to pretend that I can't afford restaurant food and that I love cooking all my meals fresh. This is not much of a pretense though.

It's easier to pretend and I'm damn good at it.