My favorite question is "Why?" by Ann Wood

My favorite question is "Why?"
- Why is the pizza supplier arriving faster than Ambulance?
"Why can't women put a closed eyelash on their eyelashes?"
- Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?
- Why do you have to click start to close Windows?
"Why don't they make cat food for mice?"
- Why on dog food packaging does it say, "With a new taste!" .. Who tried it?
- Why are they sterilizing the needles that will be used for Euthanasia?
"Everyone has heard about the indestructible Black Box on the plane. Why don't they make the whole plane out of this material?"
- And if flying is safe .. Why is the arrival room at the airport called 'Terminal'?
- Why do we push the buttons on the remote harder when the batteries are almost empty?
"Why wash bath towels?" Aren't we supposed to use them when we are clean?
- Why are Kamikaze pilots wearing helmets?
- How did they manage to put the sign: "Walking on the grass is forbidden!" .. Right in the middle of the lawn?
"When the man found out that the cow was milking. What exactly was he looking for at that moment?"




Short story by Ann Wood The PoetBay support member heart!
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Written on 2020-04-27 at 18:44

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